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This is a discussion that will point out an obvious trend, Brazil’s footprint in the film industry is developing. It’s already been established that Rio de Janeiro will be holding both the World Cup as well as the Olympics. This in addition to Brazil’s economic progression has had a impressive effect on the Latin country’s logistical abilities.

No longer just a place for a vacation or taking a holiday, apartments, flats and hotels are popping up that could easily furnish accommodations to Hollywood’s masses. Should more big budget films arrive to the shores of Copacabana and Ipanema. Over recent times, Incredible Hulk, starring Edward Norton was filmed in Rio de Janeiro as well as more recently Stallone’s Expendables was also filmed in Brazil. Conceivably he’ll be back to blow up a few more buildings and hotels.

After Elite Squad II, premiered at movie theaters across Brazil in early October, taking in a record R$14 million (US$8.23 million) at the box-office receipts in its first weekend. As the follow up to the 2007 hit there was quite a lot of hoopla and hope, while also supplying yet more signs that Brazil’s industry is not only expanding, it is pushing creative thinking to the next level.

While Rio de Janeiro was once just a place to take a vacation and visit the attractive beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema, it would now seem to be that the type of real estate has progressed. While it once was cost prohibitive for production companies to travel to Brazil to make their films it would now look that the playing fields are adjusting. Rentals of more complex equipments are now on the market and Brazil now has innovative professionals to bring to the table. The industry is certainly growing. The fact that professionals can be found who live in the country in their own homes and apartments can unquestionably lower expenses, such as the bills you are likely to have in hotels.

So is Brazil set to be home of the Latin Hollywood? Might be, at the rate that apartments and flats are being built, it’s only plausible that there is major development taking place in all industries of Brazil’s economy. While the supply of accommodations is obvious, it can also be noted that contributions that can be made by skilled artists and workers is also maturing. Without a doubt, the artistic efforts to the film industry originating in Brazil will be something to keep an eye on in the coming years.

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Here are some dumb blond jokes from the book ‘100% Blonde Jokes‘.

A Smart Blonde Joke A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?” Finally… a smart blonde joke.

At the Bus Stop Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans inside and asks the bus driver: “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry.” Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: “Will it take ME?”

The Mini Skirt In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!” The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!”

Speeding Ticket A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.” The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

Two Blondes In Heaven One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful” says the first blonde. “How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second blonde. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping.” “How about you, how did you die?” asked the second blonde. “I had a heart attack,” says the first blonde. “You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died. The second blonde shakes her head. “What a pity … if you had only looked in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”

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